D4Dems
Ulster County 2009
Milan Neighbors
Milan, NY 2009
Keep Milan Rural
Milan, NY 2007
Gary Bischoff
Ulster County 2007-2009
Bob Aiello
Ulster County 2007
Mike Stock
Ulster County 2005
Gary Bischoff
Ulster County 2005
Team Talmage
Milan, NY 2005
Team Palatine
Germantown, NY 2005
Red Hook Elections
Red Hook, NY 2005
Joe Marino
Saugerties, NY 2003
Surgeons
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
NOTE: Ed is always looking to work with someone a little different.
See his UN-enrolled website here
